Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Sad story of a man!
Why I got divorced... Sad story of a Man !!
Last week was my birthday... My wife didn't wish me... My parents forgot and so did my kids....
I went to work.. Even my colleagues didn't wish me.. As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"..
I felt so special... She asked me out to lunch... After lunch, she invited me to her apartment...
WE went there... She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"
"OKAY", I said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids , My Friends & My Colleagues...
All Screaming, SURPRISE...
And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED
Last week was my birthday... My wife didn't wish me... My parents forgot and so did my kids....
I went to work.. Even my colleagues didn't wish me.. As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"..
I felt so special... She asked me out to lunch... After lunch, she invited me to her apartment...
WE went there... She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"
"OKAY", I said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids , My Friends & My Colleagues...
All Screaming, SURPRISE...
And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED
Duniya ka sabse khushkismat insaan ;)
Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool
le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool
free me le le..
le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool
free me le le..
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Chennai doesn't express
If Arjun Rampal had starred in "Chennai Express", it would have been called
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"Chennai Doesn't Express"..!
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"Chennai Doesn't Express"..!
Sir utha kar chalna
Aaj ke waqt me sirf wohi banda sar upar utha ke
chal sakta hai....
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Jiske pas SMART PHONE na ho
chal sakta hai....
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Jiske pas SMART PHONE na ho
Life after death
Boss to an employee:
Do you believe in life after Death?
Employee:
Certainly not!
There's no proof of it, he replied.
Boss:
Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.
Do you believe in life after Death?
Employee:
Certainly not!
There's no proof of it, he replied.
Boss:
Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.
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